Currently Reading Harris and Me By Gary Paulsen see related

 Signs you went to Lutheran High School:

-You think that all gyms should be labeled with a letter of the alphabet
-Youve ever had a study hall with a jr. higher
-Youve ever had a CLASS with a jr. higher
-At any church or religious service, you have the strong desire to call out to love and serve the Lord at the end of it while picking up your folding chair.
-After four years (or more) you still have no idea where the Business Office is.
-You have ever called a piece of clothing Illegal
-You know that oversized hooded sweatshirts match perfectly with blue plaid skirts and clashing knee socks.
-Youve ever worn the same polo more than 2 days in a row, and no one noticed.
-You feared that the one day your Lands End pants were in the wash and you wore regular khakis would be the day that the office ladies preformed a dress code raid over the intercom.
-Youve ever worn a bright purple article of clothing, or have painted/dyed any part of your body purple.
-You can complete this sentence: ROVER, geeet ______ ________
-Oh goll is a part of your every day vocabulary.
-You have ever painted a hideous mural on a cinderblock wall, or have witnessed one being painted.
-You saved all your homework for the news, even when that homework was due precisely when the news was over.
-You knew the correct way to pronounce Joachim, but preferred to say it a different way instead.

-You ever witnessed a teacher tell the class that someone wasgoing to hell, and get away with it.
-When someone asked you what time the class was over, you replied at the seven.

-You could never remember what day was on Chapel Schedule.

-You ever had to memorize the books of the Bible, in order.
-You know that Magenta, Fushcia, Turquoise and Cerulean are all VERY different colors, and that you should never EVER call something that is Canary plain old Yellow.
-You ever participated in Senior Cookout Day
-You passed all of your memory verse quizzes, but to this day cant recall what a single one of them was.
-You know that a Greyson is not a Crayola Crayon, nor a small furry animal.
-You ever attended a college visit on the sole purpose of getting out of class.
-Your breakfast consisted of the candy from Mrs. Semmelroths desk.
-During your Senior year, you got married to a stranger.
-You still remember the balcony speech from Romeo and Juliet, word for word.
-You dont remember anything else you learned in high school.

My sister sent this to me in a email and i thought it was really funny!!!